PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th